||[Bombs went off on Tuesday, June 6th at 1:06pm]
"That's okay, we love you anyways" - Ms. Rose to me today
...schweeeeeet! she likes me she really likes me!!!!
by the way, there really is an update to come- I swear0 it's on my computer (at home as we speak)
|YOU KNOW YOU'RE A PRODUCT OF THE ZOO MAGNET WHEN...
||[Bombs went off on Tuesday, May 16th at 7:57pm]
-you can hear andrew lepore's retard mating call echoing through the campus...during the quietest part of class.
-you have never heard Monarch's tone change and it's never risen above only several decibles to begin with.
-you hear the newcomers refer to Ahmed as the crazy black guy walking on his head
-you have busted out into dance outside the sugar shack and battled with the black girls.
-you've referred to Tramel as "Jesus" or El Pollo Loco's "El Caliente"
-you know better than to approach Trammel as a freshman. Come on guys, when are you gonna learn?
-Borden buys you lunch.
-you've heard explicit dialogue coming from the mouths of Frank, Bevan and Aaron in Ms. Giron's class...directed at Ms. Giron.
-Frank has confessed his needy sexual desire for you everyday for a week.
-you don't dress for P.E. because "your bus was late"
-you've publicly dismissed yourself from Mr. Winnie's class to "CONFRONT Ms. Drapkin"
-You've been granted a Sir name from Borden such as "Lady Jane"
-you've read "Bevan bakes a Baklhava" and you know it well. In fact you probably remember the entire series "Bevan Bakes a Brownie, Bevan's Boxers etc...)
-Mangas and Anime novels are legitimate literary sources...and currency!
-you've taken a field trip...to the LA RIVER!...
-...you've fallen into the LA river...
-...you reeked of shit for a week.
-You've become very familiar with Andy Gump and Mr. Weinstein's exhileration thereof.
-you've become accustomed to Mr. Weinstein's cocatiel hair pube and his mannerisms.
-WHO IS THE EVIL DOER?
-you had a cameo in Stereo High.
-you've seen Winnie fling desks...among other large inanimate objects.
-upon entering a bus you hear the phrase "Boob Jiggle!" shouted like "Timber" from the back.
-you've witnessed the massive 9th world wonder that is known as Wendy's ASS!
-and the 10th...her forehead
-you've come to terms with the fact that you're short, Mexican, violent and you play softball for the huskies.
-you've reffered to McManus as the Trash Nazi...and have had to stick your hand in the recycling bin more than once.
-you've been tempted to smell the flower pens in angie's office.
-you've taken a picture in toilet stall of the girls room a la Hollywood HoBag Vixie Voltage, and posted it on your myspace.
-you've witnessed punk rockers referred to as "Punkers" by fat nasty MexiGangsters.
-you've aced Owsley's class by teaching Owsley a thing or two in photoshop
-you've evacuated campus more than once on account of skunks.
-you've BSed some observations on a dumb giraffe to go eat Dip'N'Dots and watch the Bird show.
-you've snuck into the Elephant exhibit before opening hours
-you've had a free-day because no one could find the off-switch to the jingle music blasting for the christmas lights parade.
-you've gotten trashed with Thomas Jonas
-you've lived long enough to realize Thomas Jonas can get away with anything!
-you trade your home-brought lunch with Winnie
-Winnie has taken a bite out of your sandwhich, and you didn't mind.
-you've shared food with Monarch.
-you've handled Janainas boobs
-on the bus,you await "the bump!", and jump as high as you can upon approaching it and then laugh hysterically.
-you've played "My Penis is a Lesbian" for 20 minutes straight and its circled the entire bus by the time you get to NH.
-you refer to Alexis as Charlie
-you've seen Trammel danced...and you were impressed
-the classes are overrun with falcons cheetahs baboons guide dogs for the blind and PETA people on Earth Day
-our lunch menu often reads "PB & Y" and "Teriyake Deepers"
-you've lied to ms. vega, and felt bad.
-its "ok" to be late to certain classes
-you can find people playing basketball in the middle of class
-you know where the anime geeks hang out
- remember how emotional every one got when virginia left
- you know how to get ms giron not to teach
- have seen ms gilans camel toe
-been to yoga club
- taken a rat to school, for a class project
- going up to the zoo means a free period
-Your best friend can become your enemy
-You NEVER miss a fight
-you all know how to distract Mr. Borden from teaching a class.
-You know to take a sweater to Winnie's class coz it's always so cold!
- Know where the potheads smoke out
- You all BEG the teacher to let you go to the zoo
-You've gone to Winterball
-You know all the good make out spots at the zoo...haha
-You've heard Mr. Weinstein say the most perverted things yet he's the most proper teacher there.
-You've heard TONS of rumors about the students and teachers too!
-You've spread the rumor.
-Ms. Giron talks about her daughter ALL THE TIME.
-you are able to take your PET CROWS to class, and the teacher doesn't say anything even though they are cawing at the top of their lungs.
-you've seen GUYS wear eyeliner, mini-skirts, tubetops, and Cheerleading outfits all because they've been bought at the senior auction and are now someone's slaves
- you hear the word penis from the other side of campus and u automatically know its joana
...add to it, REPOST, and Send it to your friends. HAVE A LAUGH!
||[Bombs went off on Thursday, April 27th at 7:20pm]
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